Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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