Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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