This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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