While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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