therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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