Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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