she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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