I wish I only lived at night.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
