Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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