First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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