Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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