if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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