Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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