we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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