I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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