She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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