I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
my liver is dry heaving
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
