I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Randomize
