I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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