Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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