The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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