btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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