Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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