she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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