Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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