Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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