that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW