Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low