then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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