I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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