All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize
