i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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