My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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