You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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