is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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