i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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