He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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