i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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