Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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