There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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