Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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