i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just found puke in my bra..
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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