You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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