It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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