well most of my day revolves around power hour
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
