Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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