I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
17 year olds will be the death of me.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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