so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
is that a dick in a sweater?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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