didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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