There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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