so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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