Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Why did my mother make you get naked?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
