i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
