I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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