also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
