Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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