thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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