If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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