did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
